
"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Stop emailing us!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"If Congress were theater..."